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Volunteer with Us!

It takes a lot of work to support our community, and we could use your help! We are in need of help during some of our events collecting donations, helping at the door, set up and tear down, etc. We have events all over DFW! 


Volunteer with us at an event, help us assemble our bliss kits or with other projects, or donate a professional skill. We need helping hands from event set up to crafting parties.; it takes all kinds of work to keep a convent running and supporting the community.

Sign up to Volunteer

Need a mask to get out and about but want something a little more fabulous? Missing your weekly dose of your favorite sisters? Well, we have you covered. From t-shirts to portraits you can buy merch to support our charitable giving. The money raised helps support the DFW sisters 501c3. 

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Contact Us

Mistress of the House, President

Delilah Dolittle

For general questions or concerns, please contact the Mistress of the House (President)

[email protected]

Mistress of Events 

Babylon Enonanon

If you would like the Sisters to come to an event to either help or just to attend, contact the Mistress of Events

[email protected]

Want to be the first to learn about our upcoming events? Follow us on Social media below or sign up for our email list at  https://groups.google.com/d/forum/eventsdfwsisters

Mission Statement

The DFW Sisters exist as a modern, communal order of 21st century nuns dedicated to community service, fund raising, outreach, advocacy, education for safer sex awareness, and to promoting human rights, respect for diversity and spiritual enlightenment. We believe all people have a right to express their unique joy and beauty and we use humor and irreverent wit to expose the forces of bigotry, complacency and guilt that chain the human spirit. We vow to promulgate omniversal JOY and expiate stigmatic guilt through public manifestation and habitual perpetration.

We believe all people have a right to express their unique joy and beauty and we use humor and irreverent wit to expose the forces of bigotry, complacency, and guilt that chain the human spirit. In keeping with our mission, we stand in solidarity with the fight against systemic racism, white supremacy, and acts of oppression. Black Lives Matter.

Join the DFW Sisters!

Want to Volunteer?

Volunteer with us at an event, help us assemble our bliss kits or with other projects, or donate a professional skill. We need helping hands from event set up to crafting parties.; it takes all kinds of work to keep a convent running and supporting the community.

Sign up to Volunteer

Want to become a Sister or Guard?

Your path towards Sisterhood starts by contacting the Mistress of Novices, and attending a General Meeting. Meetings are held on the second Sunday of every month at 2pm. For location or other questions, please contact our Mistress of Novices.

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