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Miss Lifewalk 2019

Congratulations to Sister Polly von Acocker for being named Miss Lifewalk 2019!! Sister Polly had an inspiring performance and raised $15,529.64 for LifeWalk so far this year!

Mission Statement

The DFW Sisters exist as a modern, communal order of 21st century nuns dedicated to community service, fund raising, outreach, advocacy, education for safer sex awareness, and to promoting human rights, respect for diversity and spiritual enlightenment. We believe all people have a right to express their unique joy and beauty and we use humor and irreverent wit to expose the forces of bigotry, complacency and guilt that chain the human spirit. We vow to promulgate omniversal JOY and expiate stigmatic guilt through public manifestation and habitual perpetration.

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Volunteer with us at an event, help us assemble our bliss kits or with other projects, or donate a professional skill. We need helping hands from event set up to crafting parties.; it takes all kinds of work to keep a convent running and supporting the community.

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Your path towards Sisterhood starts by contacting the Mistress of Novices, and attending a General Meeting. Meetings are held on the second Sunday of every month at 2pm. For location or other questions, please contact our Mistress of Novices.

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